Oppo confession

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/04/2017 at 00:04 • Filed to: None

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I’d live in a McMansion.

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DISCUSSION (84)


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:07

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They’re so pretty... I don’t care what anyone says.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:07

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I mean, there are plenty of them I wound’t turn down if given to me, but I still would prefer a decked out older house if it were my millions being spent.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:08

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You’re a transplant from California in the PNW. Of course you would!


Kinja'd!!! CB > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:10

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Shame. Shaaaaaame.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/04/2017 at 00:14

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I grew up in a KB house built in 1999.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > CB
06/04/2017 at 00:14

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NO


Kinja'd!!! AntiSpeed > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:15

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It’s like living in an Olive Garden.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:16

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Cleaning my 900 square foot house is bad enough. I don’t want a McMansion unless I have a partner to order the cleaning crew around.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/04/2017 at 00:16

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You’re the same person who would only camp in a luxury RV.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/04/2017 at 00:16

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Im living here right now and the old houses have quirks that you don’t deal with in a newer house but those quirks do have a certain charm to them.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:16

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Does KB mean kebab?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > AntiSpeed
06/04/2017 at 00:17

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B R E A D S T I C K S


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > smobgirl
06/04/2017 at 00:17

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Roombas for each floor.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/04/2017 at 00:17

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See now that is an awesome house.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:17

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There’s nothing wrong with camping in a luxury RV. I swear


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/04/2017 at 00:17

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:18

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Yes but that’s unrelated in this case.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:19

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Have you seen those posts about the roombas that smeared dogshit everywhere? Let’s just say with my dog, not a great idea. Although I suppose I could just build her a special outbuilding so she could live the rest of her life in peace.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > smobgirl
06/04/2017 at 00:20

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I don’t have a dog.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:20

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So Kebab


Kinja'd!!! Carsbikesscooters > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:21

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I live in one, it doesn’t suck, but it also doesn’t have the fit and finish of an older home. It’s my parents house, though, and I personally wouldn’t buy it.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/04/2017 at 00:22

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Are you sure though?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/04/2017 at 00:22

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They sell luxury camper and the Complete Eats?


Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:22

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Lived in them all my life and I have no complaints.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/04/2017 at 00:23

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No lobster.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Carsbikesscooters
06/04/2017 at 00:23

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I’ve lived in an older house. I don’t really like them.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:23

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I’ll just give you the McMansion I win from HGTV then.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > smobgirl
06/04/2017 at 00:24

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Good.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:26

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Who can afford lobster these days? You elitist.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/04/2017 at 00:27

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IDK what that be


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:27

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Same here.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:28

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I’ll live in any structure a reasonable distance away from any job I can get.

I’m not picky.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/04/2017 at 00:28

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Complete Eats

Sufficient Sustenance

Regulated Rations

United Consumables


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/04/2017 at 00:28

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:30

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Bigly dickly.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 00:32

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I bet that has a nice garage


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/04/2017 at 00:58

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‘Governor...


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 01:12

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I live in a sixty year-old house in the middle of the Sonoran Desert that I purchasd from the original owner. She used to write my wife and I letters telling stories about her and her husband living in the house which was cool. My wife birthed our children within these walls and one of my best (non human) friends is buried here. We’ve thought about selling as the value has about doubled since we bought it but I don’t know if I can bring myself to do it. Lotta life within these brick walls.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/04/2017 at 01:14

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Gotcha


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 01:20

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My needs are simple. House has to be new enough that I can tell myself it’s relatively spider proof.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 01:22

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I would too, provided it had at least a 4-car garage.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 01:30

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Booooooooooooooooo


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
06/04/2017 at 01:32

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BOO YOUR FACE


Kinja'd!!! RangerSmith > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 01:39

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I am the biggest critic of gaudy homes. But if my spouse fell in love with a place that had more pillars than the Parthenon, I think I’d get over it for the extra garage space and the bonus room above to turn into a sweet mancave.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > RangerSmith
06/04/2017 at 01:40

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That’s my thought.


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 01:42

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If you suggested cutting walls open to park cars inside, I’m sure you’d get a lot more support for that idea


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 01:53

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I live in a piece of shit condo that I paid almost half a million for. The fucking shower drain clogs and I just got done spray painting the refrigerator because I refuse to dump another 2k into the money pit. On the plus side, it’s gained 80k in value since I bought the miserable thing. I guarantee though that 80k won’t pay for all the four letter words I’ve cursed it with.  


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/04/2017 at 02:03

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That’s a beautiful home!


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 02:05

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I would like to see a picture of the home. I am an HGTV watcher stuck in cali.


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 02:17

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I can’t live in a home with hollow doors.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > atfsgeoff
06/04/2017 at 02:17

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I can’t live in a home with someone named atfsgeoff.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > RangerSmith
06/04/2017 at 02:19

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You compromise by getting the house she likes. She compromises by leaving you to design it!

Why not make the whole place a man-cave? And leave the bedroom and one room for her to make a lady-cave...ok that doesnt sound right. Lady rooms? Idk. You know what I mean.


Kinja'd!!! BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre > DipodomysDeserti
06/04/2017 at 02:43

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That’s a sweet thing for that woman to do. Old people are precious (mostly).


Kinja'd!!! BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
06/04/2017 at 02:46

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That’s a beautiful home!


Kinja'd!!! BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 02:53

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McMansions have their place. I currently live in an oddly shaped house that’s an odd color and I’d appreciate some conformity... but just a little bit. I have beautiful views and an acre for my pups to run around on and this house belonged to my dear mom so there’s that.

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Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 03:16

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this house is not even that bad. And I hate mcmansions especially when they combine materials that dont even make sense and different styles and pointless adornment.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 10:10

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Boy have I got a website for you http://www.mcmansionhell.com/dank


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre
06/04/2017 at 10:15

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Living here with the mother in law but it’s really not all that bad. She’s incredibly relaxed and she has her things to do and we have ours. Doesn’t try to control too much and just lets us do our thing.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre
06/04/2017 at 10:35

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Those last two pictures make it completely worth it.


Kinja'd!!! RangerSmith > Tapas
06/04/2017 at 10:42

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Haha!! Thankfully my wife would probably prefer I design it. But that’s cause she has good taste and trusts mine!


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 10:44

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more power to you - but I think unlimited breadsticks would get old pretty quick even with soup and salad


Kinja'd!!! RangerSmith > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 10:45

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There is a firm line in the sand that exists before painting the exterior pink, matching my shoes to her handbag, or providing a home to yappy lap dogs. 


Kinja'd!!! RangerSmith > BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre
06/04/2017 at 10:49

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Color is pretty normal for late nineties/ early aughts. Plus I think everyone here would be pissed if you didn’t have a solid reason for selling a sweet setup like that.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/04/2017 at 11:27

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I’ve been there.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 11:29

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But have you done that?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/04/2017 at 11:30

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre
06/04/2017 at 11:30

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I like it. I love my house but less so my neighborhood...I wish I could live somewhere with more considerate neighbors who are also a little bit farther away. (For example, a guy in the house behind me prefers to argue with his girlfriend on speakerphone in the backyard, for privacy’s sake. So his housemates don’t know the drama but everyone else within half a block does...)


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > AestheticsInMotion
06/04/2017 at 11:34

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Spiders don’t bug me THAT much (I just carried one from the bathtub back outside). But shared walls is shared bedbugs and fleas and mice and roaches and rats and I will never own anything that is structurally attached to someone else’s property. Ughhhhh.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > AestheticsInMotion
06/04/2017 at 13:06

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As it happens, a recent study has determined that spiders live in 100% of American homes, including 67% of the bathrooms and 77% of the bedrooms.

#YoureWelcome


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 13:11

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I’d rather have a modest ranch with a barn style garage the size of a McMansion


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 15:02

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me too man


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dusty Ventures
06/04/2017 at 16:49

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Y u do dis.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 17:06

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gross

(...but whatever floats your goat)


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > AestheticsInMotion
06/04/2017 at 17:10

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Because knowing is half the battle


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > AestheticsInMotion
06/04/2017 at 17:11

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They do have the whole house just *open* to build it, though. Wide open for all the creepiest crawlies...


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > For Sweden
06/04/2017 at 17:13

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Bulldoze house, keep garage. Add more garage.

My neighbors would LOVE me.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Stef Schrader
06/04/2017 at 17:14

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My goat will float in the pool behind my McMansion.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Stef Schrader
06/04/2017 at 17:32

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I’d set up a perimeter of small frogs, with an inner defense line of Gardner snakes for the real tough ones. Sparrows on patrol, hawks on long-range scouting and explosive charges set up around the construction site as a last ditch effort in case of impending arachnid contamination.

For some reason my construction company gets much less business than my window washing one...


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > smobgirl
06/04/2017 at 17:34

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Huh... See the shared walls thing doesn’t really bother me. But I’m guessing the local critters are very different from Seattle to Texas(?).

If I leave my condo door open for a few hours all I get are mosquito hawks, which are fine, and cats, which are awful because I want to keep them forever


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 17:53

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ew remove urself from my presence.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jkm7680
06/04/2017 at 17:54

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NO


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
06/04/2017 at 17:55

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please/


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jkm7680
06/04/2017 at 17:59

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no/


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > AestheticsInMotion
06/04/2017 at 20:19

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I’m Colorado, we’re thankfully missing the worst of the critters. I get cats (also) and flies if I leave the door open. I’ve just spent my career looking at the worst of the worst in housing and things that are nasty spread quickly. Probably spider infestations too!